I was waiting in line at Starbucks this morning in Larchmont…I know yes I was waiting in a long ass line to pay $4 for coffee but that shit is too good to pass up. Anyway I see what looks to be the cast of a porno, the leading rocker dude and the leading faux blonde chick, getting their fix of lattes and a breakfast sandwich. Shit could this be my first porn star sighting? I was a couple peeps behind them in line, and I could see his big rocker hands feeling her up and down at 8 in the morning, and she was giving him a standing lap dance. Geez here I am still getting sleep out of my eyes, not so my boss doesn’t see I didn’t completely do a good job washing my face this morning, but so I observe the porn show without any obstruction. Faux blonde chick seemed to be looking around to see if anyone noticed her from the cover of a XXX DVD, because of course there aren’t any other faux blonde chicks on those covers. I swear people in this town have such big egos. After getting bored with them, I started to get really pissy and asked the barista why my decaf easy whip white mocha was taking so damn long!
