Suck It

I already have to do what my boss says and now I have to do what the maid says also…hell no! So here is what happened, I go to the vegetable market (yes where I met Jew Balls) and a Kosher meat market to get my boss some items she needed for a party she was having; sitting in my vehicle and about to pull off, the maid runs out in a panic as if she forgot to tell me some important ingredient she needed me to buy as she was cooking this hella feast; waving a 5 dollar bill in her hand. I am thinking to myself, this cannot be for my boss because I use her credit card to buy her groceries. The maid finally gets to me out of breath saying in broken English, get me some rice cakes and here is the money. WTF!!!! Here is a lady that when I use a plate, fork, spoon, or anything in that house won’t clean up after me (by the way a dishwasher is present) only for the boss, but wants me to grab her some fuc*** rice cakes. I don’t care if I’m going to the store where they are…I am also in the house where the dishes are…SUCK IT maid…SUCK IT!

Thief Whore

So “someone” comes to my blog and does not even leave a comment but does leave with a Mama Nature picture. If you have no idea what I am talking about, scroll down to the blog that says, Hey Mama Nature…Thanks For The Dick. What a loser thief whore…Karma will hunt you down and kill your thoughts.

Suck Some Serious Tit

Why the bleep does my boss feel like she does more work than I do? Is it solely because she has the title of being “boss” and pays me twice a month, which is not enough, to micromanage me over some bullshit that is not even important? What I would like to know is if she is as painfully busy as she states, how does she have the time to micromanage me? She seriously said that no one works more and or harder than she does. She went on to say that she works 12, 13, 15, hour days…I mean which is it lady; and that when I (now meaning me, she is referring to me) leave the office, I am done working for the day. First of all, she (who claims to not be judgmental) does not know what the bleep I’m doing when I leave her presence. Excuse me but I don’t have a domestic slave. I don’t have a lady that comes to my house and cooks and cleans for me Monday through Friday. Oh and ”boss” also works out of the comfort of her own home…. Listen here “boss”: driving to work in LA traffic is work, listening to you go on and on about how much work you have to do is work, and you giving me work that is totally unrelated to what you just had me listen to for a half an hour is work…So ”boss” you can suck some serious tit!

 

You’re Way Too Long

So another debate with the Dems, I am so over it. Just pick someone so we can all move on with our lives. Ah so the keystone state gets a forum held on manufacturing…yawn thanks “Pitts”burgh. I know this sounds a lot like my blog, Sex and Politics but I never thought I would ever say this under any circumstances; you’re way too long…with your primaries you government people. I can either choose to ignore this forum or watch but not before a shot of tequila and some wet so I can take it in stride. Holy Quaker!

Hey Mama Nature…Thanks For The Dick

In case you are wondering, this is so not me…damn!

Dirty Red

That a girl.

Asstastic

Canadian Idol…Hilarity.

Look At My Tits

 

Seriously…Come on everybody and do the Tit Dance!

My First Porn Star

I was waiting in line at Starbucks this morning in Larchmont…I know yes I was waiting in a long ass line to pay $4 for coffee but that shit is too good to pass up. Anyway I see what looks to be the cast of a porno, the leading rocker dude and the leading faux blonde chick, getting their fix of lattes and a breakfast sandwich. Shit could this be my first porn star sighting? I was a couple peeps behind them in line, and I could see his big rocker hands feeling her up and down at 8 in the morning, and she was giving him a standing lap dance. Geez here I am still getting sleep out of my eyes, not so my boss doesn’t see I didn’t completely do a good job washing my face this morning, but so I observe the porn show without any obstruction. Faux blonde chick seemed to be looking around to see if anyone noticed her from the cover of a XXX DVD, because of course there aren’t any other faux blonde chicks on those covers. I swear people in this town have such big egos. After getting bored with them, I started to get really pissy and asked the barista why my decaf easy whip white mocha was taking so damn long!

Tit Adjustment 1

Okay so I give no I like to give myself a tit adjustment whether it be in the comfort of my own home or in pubic…oops public. Why is that so taboo? I ask that because when I do it, people look at me like I’m crazy. I get itches in the crack of my tits and they sweat like anyone else’s; which means my bra moves and when that happens, I have to put my tits back in place or they are lopsided, and then the vertigo kicks in. Too me, it is just like when a guy makes a dick modification. I don’t see anyone gawking at men when they do that…maybe because it is so normal for a guy to have his hands down his pants that we don’t even question it.